My night in the billion dollar hotel: From revolving beds to chauffeur-driven Rolls Royces at my beck and call, is Dubai's seven-star Burj Al Arab all it's cracked up to be?

  • There is nothing modest about Jumeirah's luxurious sail-shaped hotel, and that is the whole point
  • Gold plated iPads in every room, a revolving bed in the Royal Suite and 17 types of pillow await guests  
  • The hotel has attracted celebrities, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Gigi Hadid, Claudia Schiffer and Kendall Jenner
Gold plated iPads in every room, a revolving bed in the Royal Suite and 17 types of pillow that can be selected from a menu - there is nothing modest about the seven-star Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai.
Shaped like a sail to represent Dubai’s nautical heritage, the hotel's distinctive silhouette has become a symbol for the nation and an Instagram favourite for the tens of thousands of Britons who flock there. 
MailOnline Travel was invited inside the luxurious hotel to see whether the hotel was blissfully refined or ridiculously brash. 
Seven-star luxury:  For the ultimate experience, chaueffeur-driven Rolls Royce's can take you from the airport to the hotel
Seven-star luxury: For the ultimate experience, chaueffeur-driven Rolls Royce's can take you from the airport to the hotel
The palatial 8,395 square foot Royal Suite is fit for a maharaja, with an exquisite majlis style lounge, library and cinema room, along with two master bathrooms, each with full-size jacuzzis and separate five-head rain showers
The palatial 8,395 square foot Royal Suite is fit for a maharaja, with an exquisite majlis style lounge, library and cinema room, along with two master bathrooms, each with full-size jacuzzis and separate five-head rain showers
A bright welcome: There are 202 suites in the hotel, each spanning two floors and filled with plush carpets and pristine furniture 
A bright welcome: There are 202 suites in the hotel, each spanning two floors and filled with plush carpets and pristine furniture 
Becky's bathroom came with Hermes products, and a large bath tub. A butler even ran a sumptuous bath - the perfect way to end an unforgettable day at the hotel
Becky pictured in the Royal Suite
Becky's bathroom came with Hermes products and a large bath tub. A butler even ran a sumptuous bath - the perfect way to end an unforgettable day at the hotel (top). Becky pictured in the Royal Suite (bottom)
Driven from the airport in my own white Rolls Royce, I stepped into the Burj's spectacular lobby. It's bedecked with fountains that shoot high into the air and draw the eye upward through the hotel's core to the top. 
This is, I am told, where the hotel's helipad is located, with some guests opting to shun the Royce's in favour of arriving by air. Noted for next time.
I was led past rows upon rows of lavish expensive designer shops, some selling the ostentatious gold-plated iPads, others jewel-encrusted... well - everything. 
I promptly abandoned all plans to bring back holiday souvenirs for friends at home.
The hotel manager introduced me to my room, which is definitely the wrong word to describe it. 
All the accommodation in the hotel comprises duplex two-floor suites - 202 in total - that start at £900 per night. 
Each suite housed everything one could ever need... for the rest of one's life.
From an office space with a Macbook computer, to Hermes toiletries and perfume - and a huge walk-in closet - this was no ordinary hotel room by a long way. 
'Welcome to the most luxurious hotel in the world, Becky Pemberton,' I was modestly told from the TV screen that shot out from a mahogany desk when I pressed random buttons on a remote I found. 
The same remote controlled the blinds and a number of other things I had no clue about, but had fun figuring out as various stuff moved and whizzed. 
The full induction of the suite by my butler, yes each room comes with one, took a good while. 
(I still managed to forget which button unlocked the front door later on.)
My helpful guide offered to unpack my suitcase for me which I politely declined. After all, it wasn't all Prada and Louboutin in that old thing.
Determined to take full advantage of the facilities in my treasure trove of a room I wasted no time in tucking into the complimentary gold leaf chocolates.
Each room even comes with a computer (mine was an Apple Mac) - but gold iPads are available for the duration of your stay, too 
Each room even comes with a computer (mine was an Apple Mac) - but gold iPads are available for the duration of your stay, too 
A lavish surprise: Every time I stepped back into my room, there was a fresh supply of edible goodies (most adorned with gold leaf), and a handwritten note 
A lavish surprise: Every time I stepped back into my room, there was a fresh supply of edible goodies (most adorned with gold leaf), and a handwritten note 
The Royal Suite: What room would be complete without a rotating bed? This lavish suite comes with 'his and her' rooms, this one being the male side
The Royal Suite: What room would be complete without a rotating bed? This lavish suite comes with 'his and her' rooms, this one being the male side
You can't help but be wowed by the striking lobby - a sea of colour, light and best of all nibbles upon arrival 
You can't help but be wowed by the striking lobby - a sea of colour, light and best of all nibbles upon arrival 
Knights of the round table: A spectacular meeting room in the Royal Suite with a sky decor above the table
Knights of the round table: A spectacular meeting room in the Royal Suite with a sky decor above the table
The only thing better than an immaculate spa is one overlooking the Dubai skyline. However this does not come cheap. A day pass (lasting three hours) is a whopping 1,495 AED (£264)
The only thing better than an immaculate spa is one overlooking the Dubai skyline. However this does not come cheap. A day pass (lasting three hours) is a whopping 1,495 AED (£264)
All that glitters: The lavish staircase that connects the duplex Royal Suite was covered in a leopard print design 
All that glitters: The lavish staircase that connects the duplex Royal Suite was covered in a leopard print design 

WHAT DOES SEVEN STAR MEAN? 

The luxurious Burj Al Arab Hotel is widely regarded as having seven-star service, despite its official five-star rating.
This is partly due to the fact the hotel pushes the boundaries of what comparable five-star establishments offer guests, including dual-level suites, exquisite gold-leaf interiors, a helipad and butlers allocated for each floor.
The maximum stars a rating body such as AA and Forbes will offer an accommodation will be five stars, however.
Lathered in over 2,000 square metres of golf leaf, the Burj Al Arab was created to represent the pinnacle of majestic Arabian culture.
Attracting the wealthiest and most illustrious members of society, the hotel has been graced with the likes of royalty, movie stars and celebrities.
Roger Federer has played tennis on the helipad, with Tiger Woods teeing off there too, and it-models Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner are rumoured to have spent last New Years Eve celebrating there.
It is no surprise, therefore, that there are 200 members of staff (out of a total 1,500) dedicated purely to customer service and meeting the most obscure of demands.
And of course their recruitment and training is rigorous. They even use episodes of Downton Abbey for training purposes.
Although the hotel manager proved tightlipped when I pressed for some of the most outlandish requests, rumours are that camels have been provided at the drop of a hat and someone once brought their own crocodile for the chefs to cook.